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Honest To Jesus

Posted Thursday, February 19, 2009, at 9:15 PM

I first started my seminary training at Saint Paul School of Theology (a United Methodist Seminary) in Kansas City, Mo. At the beginning of one 6 credit hour Bible class I learned that Robert W. Funk PhD. had just be awarded the United Methodist Church Scholarly Teacher of the Year Award. Later I found out the Dr. Funk, Founder of the Jesus Seminar, and his colleagues had published a paper stating that only 16% of the sayings attributed to Jesus, the words written in RED, in the Gospels could be attributed to Jesus.

Growing up I was taught that the Bible was to be taken literally and that every word in it was divinely inspired and true.

I decided to go to seminary to seek answers to questions that I felt I needed answers too. I had been literally raised in church. I often tell people that when I was young I had a "Drug Problem." Every time the church doors were open my mother would drag me to church. Over the years I did learn a few things about God and Jesus and his Disciples. I also learned that if a person missed church, smoked, cursed, drank, went to the movies, played cards or monopoly that they were a back slider and outside the Grace of God.

I hoped that attending seminary would help me exorcise some of my own personal demons and give me clarity as to the full nature and purpose of the bible, God and religion in my life. Now I find out that some of the most renowned bible scholars couldn't agree with bible teachings. For six years they debated the issues in the bible and they finally agreed to disagree.

I worked as a pastor for several churches in a Parrish in NW, Mo. for several years during seminary, then I decided to go to law school.

I talk with people all the time about religion. I'm reminded constantly that I wasn't alone on the ship called Quest, looking for answers and finding more questions than answers. How can we as humans ever think that we could grasp the reality of the divine; to explain the inexplicable; to know the one and only truth as to who God is and why are we here and how can we the creation communicate with our creator? Looking back years later I can tell you that I think seminary was a good part of my life. I also find that there is no pat answers. Life itself is a quest and the time that we have on this small planet is a part of that quest.

I'm John Q.


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I'm on that road/quest and the more the complex religious ideas are the more they lack clarity. The simpler the concept the more profound and clear. For instance: Love thy Neighbor. Three simple words whose meaning is so clear and yet this phrase is so profound in its directive to "Love thy Neighbor".

Hey maybe I will see you on the "road/quest."

Peace

-- Posted by salinemg on Thu, Feb 19, 2009, at 10:13 PM

john Q & salinemg - hear! hear! seems to me that when you look for the commonalities in simplest terms, they all say much the same things...love, compassion, generosity, forgiveness... even the quantum physicists have decided that consciousness IS... however we describe it.

"How can we as humans ever think that we could grasp the reality of the divine?"

How do we foster a culture of tolerance? How do we agree to disagree without trying to burn each other at the stake? I don't have nearly as many questions about communicating with the divine as I do about trying to deal with the intolerance of so many of the factions who are all sure that THEY have the "only" answers...

If you haven't seen the movie "August Rush", you should... "the music is all around us... you just have to listen..."

-- Posted by NanaDot on Thu, Feb 19, 2009, at 11:15 PM

NanaDot, a part of the quest for me is to understand why in a religion founded on love, respect, generosity and acceptance; "love my neighbor as I love myself," there is so much intolerance. Instead of mutual respect we seem to deliberately put up obstacles to separate and exclude. The word I grew up with was "the kind." All the teaching in the bible were specific and applied differently depending on which kind you were. If you were faithful according to the denominational teachings you would be accepted. If your life lacked anything the denomination required then you were free to change everything in your life that contradicted those teaching and were welcomed into the church to be like us. If you past was not perfect you somehow had to earn the right to belong. Everyone judged you by their own standards of acceptance.

Unfortunately, the majority of the people don't attend churches because of this intolerance instead of acceptance.

On the battlefield, soldiers risk their own lives trying to save their wounded or injured comrades. Unfortunately, in the church we somehow tend to shoot the wounded and even insist that the body be buried outside our cemetery.

-- Posted by John Q. on Fri, Feb 20, 2009, at 6:22 AM

John - so you too have few questions about the divine, but more about how to communicate with the factions? It seems that much of this Quest you are on is not about how one should talk to God but how to talk to God in a way that is acceptable to whatever doctrine one espouses???

I have not found you to be a person lacking faith in the divine but more a person trying to figure out why people - finite, imperfect, limited human beings - have such a hard time with tolerating other finite, limited, imperfect beings with different ideas...

I don't know if it's because we have swallowed a line of BS that there is ONLY one answer in an infinite universe, or because we are so terrified of our finiteness that we have become pathological control-freaks...

-- Posted by NanaDot on Fri, Feb 20, 2009, at 11:57 PM

HEY - What happened to 'speak out'?

-- Posted by NanaDot on Sat, Feb 21, 2009, at 12:31 AM

Nana, The quest goes in both directions. For me it's mostly because I couldn't swallow a line of denominational or non-denominational dogma (BS).

Religion is both powerful in it's pure virtue and in its evil. Religion can be orchestrated to bring hope, happiness,peace, fulfillment. Religion has also been wielded to dominate and control the masses. To subjugate the people to achieve control of them either individually, nationally or internationally; to conquer and to destroy.

It's when we can hear a different voice and not be hell bent on killing it that we as a religious person, group, denomination or national body finally take the step towards truly loving our neighbor.

-- Posted by John Q. on Sat, Feb 21, 2009, at 9:29 PM

I Just hope some of you wake up from the delusion there is a "sky daddy" looking over your shoulder simultaneously with the billions of humans currently inhabiting the planet. Folks, Jesus was just a human being and whether he was delusional like those who claim to know God personally today, or just scamming like the current faith healers of today, nobody will every know. And as far as the minority religion of Christianity, what do each of you think you would be if you had been born into one of the more dominant religions? Guess what, you wouldn't be Christian. If you really read your bible, especially the old testament, you'll see views expressing women to be slaves to the whim of totally abusive males and supporting the stoning to death for offenses most rational people feel are minor today. Wake up, it was written by tribal individuals who thought back then that tsunamis and earthquakes were direct results of unhappy deities. Only one third of the planet claims to be Christian, and of them, many if not most, either don't go to church or only do so out of habit. No one wants to die, but that doesn't make believing in a sky daddy true. You have been mentally abused if you have been brainwashed to believe that someone is watching over you and the other billions of people every minute of every day and will commit you to an eternity of hell fire and torture for many natural things that humans do. Being good and living by the golden rule was around a long time before Christianity came along and you don't have to be Christian to live a good life. We know scientifically without any doubt that modern man has been around for over 100,000 years. Why was it only 2,000 years ago that god decided to intervene in a remote piece of our planet that was sparsely populated (compared to Asia, Europe, and South America)? Roughly 20 percent of the population does not believe in any religion, and 99 percent of the upper echelons of scientists are atheist. Just remember that you are not alone if you find it hard to believe in a supernatural being. What gives "John Q" the authority to claim he has inside knowledge and knows there is such a supernatural being? He doesn't know and he cannot know. Now quit wasting your time worrying about someone continuously looking over your shoulder, and get on with the rest of your life!

-- Posted by RationalThinker on Sun, Feb 22, 2009, at 8:04 AM

RationalThinker - I don't basically disagree with you except to note that even the top physicists do still have limits to their knowledge whether they acknowledge those limits or not.

Religion is 1) a human invention to explain the unexplainable (at the time)and 2) a way to guide and explain human behavior, a way to guide right relationships (which most spiritual traditions do)...

It's when the followers become 'the ONE TRUE religion', when followers become 'TRUE BELIEVERS' that they become a cult and general pain in the butt... whether it's a Middle Eastern desert tribal god, science, atheism, or the Great Spaghetti Monster...

On the other hand, it is to the great advantage of those who would keep us ignorant and servile to encourage us to 'follow the rules' and eliminate those who question them...

-- Posted by NanaDot on Sun, Feb 22, 2009, at 11:37 AM

NanaDot: "physicists do still have limits to their knowledge whether they acknowledge those limits or not". There may be theoretical limits, but science ia all about exploring the unknown in whatever incremental pieces it can. Having unknowns does not add one positive argument for a supernatural being. Our scientific knowledge is filling the gaps and places for god to hide is becoming so small that there is little room for one to hide.

"Religion is a way to guide right relationships". If you don't believe the bible literally, then what part do you pick and choose. If you DO believe it literally, there is just too much ridiculous crap in it that is wrong (Leviticus is filled with pure crap). Moral behavior has evolved way before Christianity and separate from Christianity. Christianity is not needed to live a moral life; in fact, many believe Christianity and the interpretation of the bible causes many to lead immoral lives.

-- Posted by RationalThinker on Sun, Feb 22, 2009, at 6:01 PM

RationalThinker,

Rationally speaking, you keep drawing the correlation between Christianity and the Old Testament. Of course one is born of the other. You obviously believe you were born of the ape. But do you keep any pictures of great-grandma hanging around? I doubt it, as I doubt many Christians focus all their energy on the Old Testament. In fact, the only people I know who *continually* make references to Old Testament teachings are the ones who claim to be atheists.

If, as an American, you *continually* made reference to slavery, you'd eventually be labeled a bigot.

If, as an American, you *continually* made reference to Jews and the Holocaust, you'd eventually be labeld a NeoNazi.

If, as an American, you *continually* made reference to pregnant, bare-foot in the kitchen, uneducated women who didn't vote and shouldn't work, you'd eventually be labeled a sociopath.

Well guess what: These are the teachings and beliefs of not-so-distant past generations, including in the United States of America. But we have moved beyond that, learned from that history, and even base many of our fundamental laws today on the errors our ancestors made. So did Christianity and the NEW Testament.

You said, "There may be theoretical limits". Interesting. If the *limits* are theoretical, then the "answer" is not even a best guess, is it? So doesn't that make your staunch support of the scientific approach as shallow as you say the staunch "believer" is?

Regardless, you've largely ignored the content and purpose of this particular blog entry, going so far as to PROVE John Q's point: regardless of denomination or belief, you think you have the REAL answer and everyone who doesn't agree with you is an idiot.

-- Posted by Smokin' Cheetah on Mon, Feb 23, 2009, at 10:40 AM

I liken the "craze" of one denomination versus the other to the ridiculous argument of Ford versus Chevy versus Dodge versus foreign versus domestic.

All cars have different available options. We buy the ones that make us comfortable (even if we can't afford it) and we avoid the ones that don't "handle" to our liking. Very few of us these days seem content to drive simple and drive smart. The juvenile mind is runs rampant, and the brand-bashing ensues. Consequently, we have a generation of automobiles running around with little pictures of Tommy touting one brand and peeing on another. Some folks are so fanatical about their brand they will openly state in a fightin' tone that they wouldn't be caught dead in one brand or the other.

The hysteria is pointless when you realize that all these vehicles serve pretty much the same function--to get us "on our journey" from Point A to Point B in way that makes us comfortable and with some measure of safety.

Religion is itself, a collective journey. The various denominations (in this metaphor) equate to the vehicle brands. There are "options" one denomination offers that others don't. Some are extremely complex, and a slim few are simple. We choose that which brings us comfort on this journey, but tend to sacrifice more emotionally than we can afford. We choose the one that "handles" to our liking. But some folks take that "ownership" to mean they have some divine right--as if they've been sponsored by some big-money corporate offertory plate. That self-professed divinity, so it seems, aggravates and fuels the "competitor" bashing. It's fruitless, it's shallow, and the crazy drivers are scaring the hell out of people (no pun intended). And by some poetic irony, these different denominations all claim to share one commonality: to get us from Point A to Point B--spiritually speaking, of course--but trying to convince us not to be "caught dead" in one of the competing denominations.

What's the big-bang all-end to the automotive world? Nascar...Daytona 500. It is literally every brand under the sun going 200 miles per hour--in a circle. It gives the industry another place to waste some crucial dollars, and it advertises to the gen pop another opportunity to knock one brand over the other. It is literally everyone on the "journey" going one direction as fast as possible to determine one resolute winner.

Religion appears to have run the same gamut, evolving into a culture of denominational drivers all making left turns over and over at break-neck and dizzying speeds, all the while touting one's superiority over another. It's almost laughable. The question I have is who exactly is going to wave the checkered flag and declare the distinguished victor?

Now that I think about it, maybe ghosts are really just winners taking a victory lap.

It's not just the "race track". Even those who purposefully avoid the hysteria but try to stay true to their faith and to their journey run the risk of being told, "You can't get there from here."

I've expressed my frustrations with "organized" religion in the past, and I do consider myself a believer. However, in much the same way the UAW was born out of the hope of uniting the industry and became a broken competitive mess, the business of religion, too, has diversified to the point of self-destruction...and the journey has become a big circle.

Where's the bailout for the believer?

For now, I'm content to walk. I can concentrate on the journey without the complexity of the options.........and I'm less likely to get "bumped".

-- Posted by Smokin' Cheetah on Mon, Feb 23, 2009, at 5:42 PM

Smokin' Cheetah, your analogy only briefly works, but Nascar? At least it does have some humor in that regard. I assume your denomination analagy only applies to Ford and Chevy (Christian denominations), and the cars for Islam, Buddhism, and other non Xtian religions won't get you to the promised land (finish line)? What about those of us who don't buy into any of those cars at all, and think the cars you are talking about are just imaginary or urban legends? I guess we just can't quite make it to the imaginary finish line?

As far as the Old Testament vs the New Testament, sounds like you are accepting the premise that the Old Testament has a bunch of garbage in it, and was written by men whose words were not totally handed down by god, is that right? Well, there is plenty in the NT that would lead you to believe it too was written by men who just thought they were inspired by god, and perpetrated a story starting with an impossible virgin birth of an infant who is both human and supernatural at the same time. His supernatural being is both god and the son of god at the same time. Supernatural beings being born of a virgin mothers go way back in myth well before Christ. The bible may contain some historical information, but even that is small. And yes, evolution is a fact. It has taken millions of years for man to evolve to our current state. Do you not believe in evolution? Do you believe that man is only somewhere around 6,000 years old? Since the theory of evolution 150 years ago, scientists have been continually proving it stands up to test after test. Even after gene theory and the discovery of DNA and the mapping of the human genome came along recently, the proof of the theory continues to stand up and pass all tests. Its taken millions of years to make it to where we humans are today, and as much as nobody wants to die and no longer exist, the fear of that does not make the religious and tribal myths of our past claiming there is some supernatural being watching over each and every one of us every second, as much as some want it to be true, just doesn't make it true. The wonder of life and the universe is so marvelous that we just need to make the most of our time here and quit wasting it chasing an improbable sky daddy. If you truly believe that certainly is a choice I can accept and no argument may change that for you. But I know there are many people who have never really bought into all this "religious stuff", and might not be aware they are not the small minority they might have thought they were. Christianity is a minority of the world population and there are billions of people who are either agnostic or atheist who recognize that all religions are man made. For those, the point is, you are not alone as Xtians around you might lead you to believe. You won't be going to hell for eternity and you don't have some Santa in the sky looking over your shoulder spying on your every action. And, you certainly don't need someone watching over you to live a good and moral life. Your morals exist outside of religion, and that is a really good thing!

-- Posted by RationalThinker on Tue, Feb 24, 2009, at 4:14 AM

RationalThinker,

The only real "argument" I have with you regarding your last post is the presumption that I regard the Old Testament as being full of garbage. Actually, the opposite is true.

As I said, one is born of the other, just as our treatment of people in this country today is born out of the grossly unfair treatment folks received over past generations. Our entire system of civil rights, in fact, and the protection thereof is a classic example. Similarly, men and women have died for those endeavors.

No doubt and no argument from me that science has a place in our world and has made unimaginable strides in areas such as medicine, environment, technology, DNA, geneology, etc. But just as it is impossible for you to accept a "sky daddy" with any amount of faith, it is equally impossible for me to accept a 50 year-old scientist's conception of a millions-year-old universe with any real amount of enthusiasm or faith.

At the same time, I refuse to say with any remote amount of "authority" that I have all the answers regarding religion, God, biblical translations, or (more specifically) Christianity for the exact same reason NO ONE can say they've answered all the existential questions by science alone: I wasn't there. Neither were you, nor any scientist. I'd say the same thing to the Pope, the Baptist Minister, the Jewish Rabbi, the Muslim extremist, or the Wiccan tree decorator. It's really just an attempt at simple pragmatism on my part.

I don't presume to have the answers, therefore I don't shove my belief down the throat of another. I'm certainly willing to share with others, but at their request and on their time. Again, that's a problem I've come to develop with "organized religion" as a believer, and (admittedly) the single largest weakness of my faith. That's a difficult--and almost punishable--stance for a Christian to take. Christ gave what's known as the "Great Commission"--an instruction to step out in faith and share His teachings with all the world. I have yet to read where He said "...and condemn everyone who doesn't do it the way you do."

That's the specific problem I have and (I think) more to the context of John Q's entry here. Cerainly, Christians are beckoned to spread "the word". But when that is done with such ferocity and disdain for others that the simple concept of "love thy neighbor" is demolished, it becomes counter-productive. I was actually told when leaving one particular church "Well, anytime you're ready to take Jesus back into your heart He'll be *here* waiting for you." Well ain't that sweet. At least the next time somebody asks me where they can "find Jesus" I can give them the address of the church He's shackin' up in:)

I do agree that people are and can be "good" people outside of religion. But I don't accept that as a scientific truth any more than I accept my human existence at the top of the food chain was evolutionary dumb luck. I like to give myself--as well as you and every other human being--a little more credit than settling for "you evolved from a single-cell bug."

I've said this before: fanaticism exists in many more places than just the realm of religion.

By the way, I have genuinely enjoyed this discourse:)

-- Posted by Smokin' Cheetah on Tue, Feb 24, 2009, at 11:02 AM

I have enjoyed all of these earnest posts by good people. So, I nod and smile to each of you as we pass on the road. I, for one can only believe what I percieve. Believing that my own perception is real is in itself an act of faith. Who knows?

-- Posted by Oklahoma Reader on Tue, Feb 24, 2009, at 11:30 PM

Thanks to Smokin and Oklahoma for being very cordial while I admit I can't help but be critical of ALL religion, and their dogma. Oklahoma, I don't believe that your own perception is an act of faith; that is our true reality. The question whether it is real or not is only an argument for philosophers, of which I am not one. All religions can't be right, and I don't believe any one religion is right. I spent most of my entire life believing I might have something wrong with me since I had always been surrounded by extremely religious people, or people who claimed to believe in Christ even if they didn't even go to church, and I could not bring myself to believe. I had never heard anybody say they didn't believe any of it or proclaimed to be atheist, so the word atheist sounded so terrible. I clung to agnostic as that was as daring as I could be in conversation, and still some people claimed I was going to hell. Once I found out that there were actually lots of people that were atheist, and many were some of the most intelligent, I have no longer feared the label atheist, which is true to my mind and heart. I wish you all well and I do respect your opinions, especially because you proclaim not to want to push them off on others (at least I assume you don't go around knocking on doors).

-- Posted by RationalThinker on Wed, Feb 25, 2009, at 7:23 PM

By the way, if anyone really wants some healthy discussion pertaining to religion and especially atheism, along with many blogs and video debates, just go to http://richarddawkins.net/ . It is a fantastic oasis for free thinkers.

-- Posted by RationalThinker on Wed, Feb 25, 2009, at 7:27 PM

RationalThinker - every religion has it's fanatics, even atheism, and Dawkins is one, albeit an interesting listen.. but he's still as fanatic for his view as any other fundamentalist...

I don't claim to be an agnostic because I am afraid of anyone's label - I claim it because I just don't know, and I am ok with not knowing...

I respect Cheetah's and John Q's quest for meaning, and OKR's humanism, under whatever label... and yours... I enjoy the discourse and am always interested in how people find/make meaning within the context of their lives. The conversation is always interesting. ;>)

-- Posted by NanaDot on Thu, Feb 26, 2009, at 11:20 PM

This is, in my opinion, an excellent example of the sometimes horrific nature of "organized" faith.

No wonder so many people doubt or feel unsure.

The sick thing is, StepDad probably went to confession and is still a member...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29531755

-- Posted by Smokin' Cheetah on Thu, Mar 5, 2009, at 4:16 PM

Smokin' Cheetah - yes, that is very typical of organized faith. I have to admit that many church groups are filled with very honest, hard working, and generous individuals tring to do "the right thing". However, you do not need any religion to do "the right thing", and much of the money given to religion goes to running their business (payrolls, housing, building/church maintenance, etc.). Their good deeds could be significanlty enhanced by giving to non-religious organizations where the overhead is much lower. Look at the Catholic church and all the riches they have acquired in all the churches around the world. And the pope recently has claimed that condoms make the aids epidemic work, when the reality is that his words end up costing millions of lives in Africa by heeding his word. Europe is more secular than religious; the US has an estimated 15 percent that are atheist or agnostic. When will our country wake up and quit beliving in the adult tooth fairy? There is no god, so continue to be good and get on with the only life you have. Don't let fear scare you into beliving what your heart tells you is not real!

-- Posted by RationalThinker on Wed, Apr 22, 2009, at 4:18 PM


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